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Posted by Sarah Brown

Summer vacation is here, and cats everywhere are packing their imaginary suitcases for a season of pawsitively purrfect relaxation. No flight delays, no stressful travel plans. Just a one-way ticket to the sunny spot on the windowsill. Who needs a beach when you've got a litter box and a patch of sunlight?

These furry vacationers are living their best lives: stretching out like fluffy beach towels, knocking over water bowls like they're testing pool temps, and demanding room service (aka treats on demand) at all hours. Their idea of sightseeing? Staring at birds for hours like feathery little tour guides.

And forget souvenirs. Your cat will bring you the finest gift of all: a hairball thoughtfully placed in your flip-flop. Consider it a token of their summer love.

Whether they're snoozing through the heat or sprinting around the house at 2 a.m. like it's spring break, cats are truly experts at making the most of vacation vibes. Just don't expect them to chip in for gas money on your road trip. They're staying home… where the real party is.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

This neighborhood drama is truly a catastrophe. After a saga involving rescuing a kitten, vet bills, and tense adoption talks, you'd think things would calm down. Instead, the drama shifted to a new level of petty. The neighbor's cat is curious and friendly and likes to visit the rescuer's yard, lured by fresh catnip and kind words. But every time the cat so much as pauses near the fence, the cat's pawrent rushes outside in a panic, calling him back like he's being cat-napped.

The situation boiled over when the cat stopped for a sniff of catnip and ignored his pawrent's call. Furious, she marched over, shouted saying the cat isn't hers and accused the rescuer of being psycho. All for offering a little greenery and a hello. She even phoned her husband mid-meltdown, as if tattling would solve it. Somehow, the neighbor twisted this into a personal attack, convinced she's been wronged because her cat wanted to say hello and get some pets. And now, the rescuer is stuck living next door to a pawrent who turns every friendly meow into a full-blown catastrophe.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Introvert cats are the real masters of meow time. These shy floofs would rather curl up in a cozy box than mingle with the whole clowder at a pawty. You won't catch them causing a cattastrophe in the middle of the room. They're the ones observing quietly from the windowsill, judging everyone's life choices with a slow blink.

These kitties are the kings and queens of purrsonal space. Try to get too close, and you might get a polite tail flick or a strategic retreat under the bed. It's not that they don't love their humans. They just prefer affection on their terms, thank you very much. When they do grace you with their presence, it feels like you've won a prize at the catnip carnival.

Introvert cats are also expert nappers. Nothing recharges social batteries like 18 hours of sleep. So if your feline friend likes to sneak away for some alone time, just know they're living their best low-key life. Sometimes, the quietest cats have the loudest purrs… when they finally decide to share them!

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Congratulations, you've made it to Furiday, the purrfect moment of the week where responsibilities start to loosen their grip, and feline funnies take the wheel. Whether you're clawing you way to the finish line or strutting into the weekend like a meowjestic house tiger, these fabulous felines are here to help you cross that final stretch with a smile.

Cats have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing while still being the center of attention. They're silly, stylish, dramatic, mysterious, and somehow always fabulous. And today, they've shown up in full fluff force to deliver a fresh batch of funnies for this Furiday. From endless nap times to chaotic cutie patooties with no regard for gravity or your personal space, these cute chaotic cats are bringing the purrfect blend of chaos and charm to power up your end-of-week vibe.

So grab yourself a snack, flop down like your favorite loafy cat, and scroll your way into a better mood. The workweek may have been long, but these cats are here to tell you: Furiday is for fabulousness, and you've earned every second of it.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Every once in a while, especially on weeks like this, when it feels like something big happens practically every five seconds, we found ourselves reminiscing. We find ourselves thinking about the days when everything that we cared to look at on the internet was the new cat that went viral, the new and hilarious cat memes that people came up with. We think about those times, and in some ways, it feels like those days are very far away, but in other ways… we remember that cat memes are still being made and loved every single day. 

In fact, our very own audience keeps - every single week - making new and hissterical LOLcat memes, using our very own, state of the art, very nostalic-feeling meme builder. Yes, LOLcat memes, you remember those. You remember how much you loved them, how iconic they were. You remember because every once in a while, you still see them going viral on the internet, inserting some purity and goodness into the madness. And today, you're going to see the newest and bestest ones. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

How many times have you walked around on the street, heard a kitten crying, and kept walking? Everyone does it. Because everyone's busy with their won lives and their own responsibilities. Even those of us who stop and help a kitten in need more often than not can't do it every single time they hear one. Most people hear and walk. And that is why we celebrate the people who don't - the people who stop, who help, the kind people who do their best to help those in need. 

And today, we definitely need to celebrate. We understand this person's outrage, their confusion about why everyone was simply walking by this kitten who needed help. We sympathize. But more than anything, we are thankful. Thankful that this person took the time out of their busy life to do a kind thing - to save a life. And this itty bitty ginger kitten certainly looked like he was ready to be saved. 

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The Big Idea: Jane Mondrup

Jun. 20th, 2025 02:20 pm
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Sometimes when you look in the mirror, it can feel like you don’t even recognize yourself. This might be doubly true if you’re looking at a perfect copy of yourself that thinks you’re the copy, not them. Author Jane Mondrup brings us such a conundrum in her new novel, Zoi. Follow along in her Big Idea to see how evolution is just the beginning.

JANE MONDRUP:

An endosymbiosis involving humans and set in space—that is, in very few words, the big idea of my science fiction novel Zoi

Symbiosis is a close relationship between two life forms, often (though not necessarily) to the degree of mutual dependency. Endosymbiosis is when one of those life forms gets integrated into the other, living inside it. 

One very important endosymbiosis, which happened around two billion years ago, provided the conditions for the evolutionary jump from the simple life forms—the procaryotes (bacteria and archaea)—to the much more complex eucaryotic cell, of which we and our multi-cellular relatives are made. This is a whole little world in itself, full of internal structures and mobile elements, all with specific functions.

To furnish its lavish lifestyle, the eucaryotic cell needs energy—lots of energy—and that energy is provided by an organelle called the mitochondrion. And the really interesting thing is that this extremely important element didn’t develop inside the cell but was originally an independent organism; a small procaryote that somehow ended up inside a larger procaryote, managing to survive in there and become an integrated part of its host and all its descendants. These proto-mitochondrial lodgers were the kind who not only pay the rent and keep their room in order but start refurbishing the whole place, in this case developing a small hut into a veritable castle.

Not being a biologist, I heard about the origin of the mitochondrion on a podcast, the 2016 episode of Radiolab titled Cellmates, and found it endlessly fascinating. My subconscious started working on it, until it surfaced again in the shape of a dream vision of two identical women drifting apart. I knew it was a cell division, happening in space. Like proto-mitochondria, the women (originally one person) had become part of a larger organism and was now included in its procreation.

There was a story here, but what story exactly? And how could I tell it?

That’s often how a story begins for me, with a situation I either have to work from or get to. Making up what feels like a plausible background for this (usually quite strange) situation will send me in all kinds of interesting directions. In this case, I had to invent a creature fitting the picture, a cell-like, space-dwelling species that I decided to call zoi, based on the Greek word zoion (living being). 

The zois, I figured, had not developed an immune defense, but the opposite. In space, life would be very rare. You wouldn’t have to defend yourself against parasitic intruders, and the chance encounters with other organisms would represent an evolutionary opportunity. 

Whenever the zois came across another life form, they would invite it in, immediately discern its basic needs and start to accommodate them. Some needs would either be impossible or very costly to meet, and it would be more rational to solve the problem the other way around, helping the life forms it had engulfed with adapting to their new environment. Changing them.

This was the unsettling situation the woman (I named her Amira) was in—residing inside a living creature, experiencing changes to her body, and then starting to grow a double. It seemed very scary indeed, and my story could easily be a classic SF horror, ending in some terrible conclusion. But that wasn’t what interested me.

The horror elements were there, and I absolutely planned to harness them for emotional impact, but the horror ending didn’t fit my dream vision. The women in it had looked desperately sad. They obviously had a very close relationship which was now broken up. There was regret too, a hint of unsettled conflicts. But no enmity.

When a cell divides, the two resulting cells aren’t parent and offspring, but equally newborn. I saw the two Amiras in the same way, not as a human being with an inhuman clone, but a set of identical twins—one person becoming two. While the double grew, there was only one consciousness. Then, the two woke up with identical memories, both convinced of being the original. That would be a difficult situation, and very interesting to explore.

Amira would be part of a small crew of astronauts, the first to leave the solar system inside a zoi. They would know some but not all of the consequences, and they would react to them in different ways. The impact of these differences on their relationships to each other would be another backbone of the story.

Even before the cloning began, the astronauts were undergoing physical changes, starting with adaptation to the lack of gravity. In zero g, humans quickly start to lose bone and muscle mass, which is why astronauts on space stations have to do a lot of exercise. The zoi would recognize the deterioration as something that needed correction. This would be the first of many adjustments helping the mutual adaptation along.

Just like the bodily transitions and upheavals of a normal human life, such changes would have consequences for mood and physical well-being. This parallel allowed me to draw on concrete experiences with puberty, pregnancy, illness, menopause, and aging. These are all processes involving bodily reactions outside our control, influencing or even determining our thoughts and actions.

I have a lot of themes in Zoi, but they are all related to the big idea: becoming part of another life form, and what that would entail. My aim has been to write something both visionary and tangible, based in science but easily understandable, equally comprising ideas and emotions. If you find this essay concepts interesting, there’s a good probability that you will like the story. I hope you will read it.


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Posted by Blake Seidel

If we could, feline fam, we would adopt all the cats. All of them. Every single one. Whether they were born from a breeder, surviving on the streets, or caged up in a shelter. We would even adopt all the mean ones (they're usually mean for a reason). If money were no object, we would buy a huge plot of land in the middle of nowhere and bring in rescues until we had a giant cat sanctuary where cats could live peacefully and snuggle with us whenever they wanted.

However, money is an option, so we'll have to rely on all of you heartwarming hoomans to go out and help us adopt all the kitties in need. This week, we found some wholesome stories of people adopting cats, kittens, and even senior kitties! Each one is purrfectly awwdorable and collectively cuddle-worthy. Enjoy all of these happy felines in their new furrever homes, and have a great weekend! 

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We’re Seeing Art

Jun. 20th, 2025 12:28 pm
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Posted by John Scalzi

And it’s giving us a lot to think about.

Venice continues to be lovely and also at this moment rather warm and sweaty. After a morning of seeing art we’ve retreated back to the air conditioning of our hotel room. We’ll go back out again when we’re not so darn sticky.

— JS

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Parades are a fun way for humans to gather as a community and celebrate positivity. It's pride month here in the U S of A, so that means pride parades are cropping up in every major city as the LGBTQ+ community gathers in droves. Iconic, fabulous paraders make their way down the streets clad in feathers, glitter, and every color of the rainbow, but none are as dazzling or charismatic as an orange cat named Selkirk. 

Spokane-born and a current resident of a local firehouse, Selkirk became a viral sensation over the weekend at the Washington parade, simply by being the cutest, most adorable attendee on the docket. His cattitude was unrivaled, his esteem was clear, and the crowd went absolutely wild to see just a corner of his orange Dorito-shaped ears. See for yourself the adorable legend that was born, becoming the clear hero of the day and outshining the firefighters he accompanied with his unmatched charms.

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When Life Looks Like a Movie Set

Jun. 19th, 2025 08:57 pm
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Posted by John Scalzi

The little island town of Burano, which for all the world looks just like someone set designed the place. Cute tiny colorful homes set next to a canal? Check! You half expect Popeye to show up, singing a sea shanty. But it is, indeed, real. And apparently it’s against the law to change the house colors without permission. The things you learn.

We’re still on vacation. It’s still lovely.

— JS

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Posted by Sarah Brown

We all know that feeling. You open your eyes, the world is blurry, and before that first magical sip of coffee, you're basically a grumpy cat. Full of cattitude and silently judging everything in sight. The sun is too bright, people are too loud, and even your favorite cozy spot isn't quite right. Without coffee, mornings are just a parade of annoyances, and you're perched there like a fluffy little menace, ready to unleash your hissterical disapproval on anyone who dares speak to you.

Coffee is the magic that transforms us from catastrophically cranky to purrfectly pleasant. One sip, and suddenly the world seems a little less offensive. Your inner judgy kitty retreats (at least a bit), and you might even manage a slow blink of tolerance at those around you.

So whether it's your first cup or your third, just remember: it's completely normal to feel like a sassy, side-eyeing furball until the coffee kicks in. Now paws what you're doing and go refill that mug. Because the world deserves your caffeinated best, not your unfiltered cattitude!

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Anxiety can creep up like a cat at 3 a.m., knocking things over when you least expect it. One minute you're fine, the next your brain's doing zoomies, chasing worries around like a kitty after a red dot. And don't even get us started on social anxiety. That special kind of panic when you realize you have to open your mouth and form actual words. Suddenly, saying "hello" feels like trying to herd a room full of cats.

Even the simplest chat can make your heart thump like a cat spotting a vacuum cleaner. Your thoughts scatter like startled mice, and suddenly you're just trying to hide the invisible ear flicks and whisker twitches of panic.

But here's the good mews: you're not alone. That's why we have cat memes to help us laugh at the chaos. Because sometimes the best way to handle life's anxiety is with a little humor and a lot of whiskered wisdom. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Look, to be straight up with you, everyone can be at the point of being one email away from a break-down, even at the beginning of the work week. But when you are dangling your toes over the edge looking off into the weekend, the chances that an email will make you lose your mind are exponentially higher. So we wanted to make sure that you had some support to keep you from losing your mind and likely your job before the work week is out.

And as you will know very well by know, one of the best ways to soothe the hooman mind is with cat memes. But we have not just any ordinary cat memes lined up for you today. We have the kind of cat memes that come from a cat who has been so deep inside of his own mind any time he talks he looks like the Cheshire Cat. Demonic, full of intrusive thoughts, and completely unpredictable. You know, to match your vibe right now.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

You know that voice in the back of your head. The one that comes around when you are meant to be working but instead you are doing literally anything else. Well, believe it or not, that voice is not actually your own. It belongs to a cat, whether near or far, who has been staring silently at you, judging you for not working. And the voice comes as a result of the cat getting so fed up that they communicate with you telepathically to get your butt back to work. It is a centuries old system that cats developed to make sure that they and all their friends are properly cared for by their pawrents.

And one of the most important parts of that is their pawrents earning enough to bring home the bacon, and tuna, and chinkem. Now scroll through this list, learn your lesson and get back to work, otherwise there will be a very menacing cat who will follow you home from work.

The Big Idea: Auston Habershaw

Jun. 19th, 2025 06:19 pm
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There’s magic to be found everywhere you look, even in a mall! At least, such is the case in author Auston Habershaw’s newest novel, If Wishes Were Retail. Come along in his Big Idea to see how this idea initially set up shop in his brain.

AUSTON HABERSHAW:

When I graduated from college, I had a really clear idea of what I wanted to do with my life: I wanted to be a novelist. I’d already written a novel during college (I will never inflict it upon anyone, I promise) and I figured, if I worked hard and focused on my goals, I’d be a professional author making a comfortable salary by the time I was 25. 

I’ll pause here for your peals of laughter. 

Done yet? No?

…(checks watch)…

Okay, okay—the point here is that I needed to get a job in order to pursue my dreams. For that period of time (my early-mid twenties), the idea was to get a job that wouldn’t occupy much of my attention so that I could focus the balance of my efforts towards writing. That’s how I wound up doing a lot of odd jobs and minimum wage gigs. I was a coffee barista, a restaurant server, a lifeguard, a swim instructor, a theme park performer (I dressed as a pirate), an SAT tutor, a hotel bellhop, and so on and so forth. I spent most of my time broke and barely able to pay rent and in the evenings I bashed my head against a keyboard until words came out and I published exactly nothing. I was exhausted, usually hungry, but still chasing that dream. 

And that, right there, is where If Wishes Were Retail comes from. Everybody’s got a dream, right? And the world just gets in the way, you know? Money, opportunity, luck, health, family—the list of obstacles to “making it” are endless, or so it seems. Enter the genie.

I mean, everybody’s thought about it, right? If you could get 3 wishes, what would they be? We ask ourselves that, over and over, because just about no one is content with the state of their lives. There’s always some mountaintop we have yet to reach, and the only way we feel we’ll ever get there is, essentially, an act of God. A lottery ticket. A mysterious stranger, offering us a deal for our soul. A genie in a lamp. Rare, mythical things; unheard of strokes of fortune. We all recognize that is never going to happen to us. The world just doesn’t work that way. 

But what if it did? Say we have a genie and he’s just there, you know? In public, doing his thing. Anyone can just walk up and make a wish. Now, of course, the genie has goals of his own and dreams he’d like to see realized, so he’s charging money for wishes. Cash. Walk up to him with a stack of twenties and plonk it down and BAM, you could have the life you’ve always wanted. What would you wish for? How much would you spend?

When preparing to write this book, I asked people I met those two questions. I would say “what if you could make a wish, but it cost money? What’s the wish? What would you pay?” This was a fascinating experiment. First off, a lot of people wouldn’t wish at all. They assumed the genie was malevolent and they wouldn’t get what they paid for. Second, people would make outrageously powerful wishes (World peace! A cure for all cancers! My own private moon!) and then offer some piddling sum, like ten bucks or something. “What’s it matter,” they’d say. “It doesn’t require any effort on the part of the genie! What does he care?” Everyone agreed, though, that the money—having to pay for a wish—sort of ruined the “magic” of it all. Money got in the way of their dreams. 

I wanna repeat that last bit: money got in the way of their dreams. Ya THINK? Could, possibly, money and the way our economic system works interfere with people’s ability to achieve happiness and satisfaction in their lives? NO, SURELY NOT. Everyone, we live in capitalism, the fairest and most beautiful-est system ever, where the only thing that stands between you and complete material and spiritual satisfaction is hard work! Just work hard, and everything will work out! I have been informed by my lawyers that this is entirely 100% accurate with no loopholes or conditions whatsoever. 

Hang on, someone is handing me a note…

…oh.

Oh no.

And, not only, does our capitalist system make it difficult to achieve our dreams, it also just so happens that we, fallible mortal creatures that we are, are incorrect about what we want! We wish for stupid, selfish things! We seek self-destructive ends! So, like, even assuming you manage to run the gauntlet of 21st century late-stage capitalism to somehow, maybe hack your way to the top of the artisanal bagel shop market only to realize you hate it and are miserable anyway. And that, friends, is a super-common problem that not even a genie can fix! How’s the genie supposed to know that you would hate being a fashion mogul? And even if he knew, would you listen to him if he told you?

I wrote this book to reflect upon the ways in which our grind-mentality, sleep-when-you’re-dead, coffee-is-for-closers culture has led us astray. Our society has created essentially infinite obstacles in an unending labyrinth that we have been told leads to happiness and fulfillment and we expend such massive amounts of energy seeking these things only to miss sight of all the things we could have that are right in front of us. It’s tragic sometimes, but it’s also funny and absurd and just, like, life you know? What are you gonna do, not be human?

Anyway, I wrote a book about this. It’s funny and it has a genie in a failing mall seen from the point of view of a teenager with big dreams, just like I was. Just like maybe you were or even are. Here’s hoping it’s exactly what you want and exactly what you’re willing to pay. 


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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Some weeks feel like they're stuck on an endless Monday loop. The coffee's not strong enough, the deadlines keep multiplying, and the weekend is nowhere in sight. When life starts dragging its paws, there's only one thing to do: turn to the one constant in this chaotic world. We're talking about funny cat memes, of course.

Yes, fellow feline fanatic fans, this is your official prescription for a case of midweek monotony. Because if there's anything that can snap us out of a work loop or make us forget how many unread emails we've got, it's a long, luxurious scroll through the comedic gold that is cats being absolutely ridiculous.

So go ahead, pause whatever Very Important Task you're pretending to care about, and dive into the glorious absurdity that is the world of cats. Your brain deserves a break, and your soul deserves a good, long laugh (with extra toe beans). Getting through the week with some feline funnies is the way to go about it.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

The thing is… we know that we talk to our cats a little too much sometimes. We're aware. We just… don't care. Having conversations with our cats is fun. And yes, we do mean having conversations. Yes, full-blown conversations with them. Because cats talk back to us all the time, and just because we don't understand exactly what they are saying, and they don't fully understand what we are saying, does not mean that we should be impolite and ignore them. 

Cats like it when we talk with them, and we like it too, so what's the harm, right? Well, usually, there isn't. When you are alone in your house, having even one of those full-blown conversations with your cats is completely fine. But if someone hears you two… well, then things might get a little awakward. Especially if some of the nicknames that you have for your cats might be a little bit weird, and the phone receptionist at customer service doesn't realize it's the cat that you are talking to.

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