Whatever ([syndicated profile] scalziwhatever_feed) wrote2025-06-12 05:19 pm

Why Licensed Music Works So Well In “Megamind”

Posted by Athena Scalzi

If you know me, you know one thing I complain about a lot (and probably more than any sane person should) is the use of licensed music in animated movies. I especially hate the use of licensed music in Illumination studio movies. Though, I can recognize that I am biased because I hate Illumination as a whole and dislike 93.3% of their movies (I did the math).

There is one movie, though, in which I find the licensed music to not only be tolerable, but enjoyable. Megamind is the only movie where licensed music is absolutely essential throughout the film, and integral to the very character of Megamind himself.

Megamind is a flashy, theatrical villain who is in it for the love of the game. He lives for the showmanship and flamboyant performances that are the fights between him and Metro Man. As he says in the final fight of the movie, the difference between a villain and a supervillain is presentation. And you can see this ideal of his throughout the film.

In the first interaction with Roxanne Ritchi, where she has been kidnapped and is in Megamind’s evil lair, he unveils all these supervillain-esque devices to her in hopes to come across as a threatening villain. There’s alligators, spikes, a disc blade sort of thing, a mini gun, even a flamethrower. She is impressed by none of it, of course, and his confidence deflates as she mocks him. She also asks where they get all their blinky dials and Tesla coils, to which Minion responds that they come from an outlet store in Romania.

As we can see from this exchange, Megamind goes out of his way to aesthetically meet the requirements of being a villain. So much so that he even buys fake equipment from overseas to look professional. Essentially, he has props. Because he’s a theater kid!

Megamind is obsessed with the pageantry of heroes and villains. We can see this in the exchanges he has with Metro Man and their “witty” banter about microwave warranties. He loves it so much that when he is training Hal to be a superhero, he specifically tries to teach him how to have that same back-and-forth like Metro Man did with him. Even during their first fight, Megamind says “Now it’s time for some witty back-and-forth banter!”

Right before this fight, Megamind accuses Hal of being “unprofessional” and that Metro Man would’ve never kept him waiting, because he was a pro. Hal isn’t “professional” enough for Megamind, and when Hal catches him after their fight and says he’s going to kill him, Megamind says “that isn’t how you play the game.” Proof that Megamind sees this all as a big stage play. It’s a game to him, and one he loves and takes great care in making sure all of the details and specifics are just right and fit his ideal narrative perfectly.

In this same vein, Megamind is obsessed with perfecting his outfit, the Black Mamba, for his first fight with Hal. He wants his costume to look good for his big battle. For what is a good show without the costuming department? In the beginning of the movie, he intentionally points out that he’s wearing custom baby seal leather boots just to prove to everyone he is the bad guy. Look how evil he is, see how dastardly Megamind is. He’s obsessed with painting this picture of himself that presents himself as heinous and diabolical.

Which is exactly why all of the licensed music in this movie fits Megamind perfectly. More often than not, he is the one actually playing the music out loud. When he takes over Metro City, he tells Minion to “hit it” and plays “Highway to Hell” on a big boom box that Minion carries around. He proceeds to dance to it, and makes his smoke show entrance to city hall while it plays. For his final fight with Hal, he plays “Welcome to the Jungle” out loud and creates a huge smoke and light show with his Brain Bots. This is the part where he proclaims “presentation!” is the key to super villain. At the end of the movie, he plays “Bad” on an even bigger boom box and him and Roxanne dance to it.

The point here is that his music choices are intentional. The songs are tools that serve his purpose of painting himself as an iconic, nefarious villain. The licensed music isn’t just thrown in, it’s part of the world and a part of Megamind himself. It is intentional. And it works.

God, I love Megamind.

Do you like Megamind? Do you hate licensed music as much as I do, or am I just obsessed with something niche? Should I talk about why Despicable Me is the only good Illumination movie? Let me know in the comments, and have a great day!

-AMS

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-12 09:00 am

'If our relationship and baby is less important than two cats...': Husband of 6 years resents his pr

Posted by Blake Seidel

We hope you're feline purrfectly fine today, feline fam. If you had to ask us, we could easily divide the world into two different types of people - cat people, and not cat people. Now, there are some not cat people who are actually cat people, they just don't know it yet. But for the ones who are truly not cat people, there is noe chance of us ever being in a loving, committed relationship with them. It's a red flag for us. We don't want to change who we are to be with someone else, and we shouldn't have to. 

One of the things we pawsitively love most about our lives is our relationship with our cats. They are our children, our companions, our best friends. So we could never be with someone who doesn't see them the same way that we do. And if they don't, that's a problem - just like what happened in the story below. One husband still resents his wife 5 years later after she convinced him to get two cats, and now, he's contemplating divorce. Read through the juicy drama below!

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-12 08:00 am

Elderly woman thought she lost her cat furrever in Los Angeles wildfire, but gets a heartbreaking re

Posted by Blake Seidel

We… don't know what we would do if we lost even one of our cats. And if you're a fan of ours here at I Can Has Cheezburger, you know that we don't often find ourselves with not much to say. Our cats are our whole world. We even plan our vacations so that we won't be gone from them for too long. But we live a purrfectly privileged life to be able to do so. Not everyone is so lucky - and sometimes, life happens whether you want it to or not.

There were many lost animals during the Los Angeles wildfire that displaced thousands of lives and disrupted many more. All seemed lost for them, despite the hard, around-the-clock work of firefighters and animal rescue teams. But this video below reminds us to never give up hope. After thinking she lost her cat furrever when fleeing from her home, this elderly woman just got the most heartbreaking reunion after her cat was miraculously found and returned to her. Watch the whole heartwarming video below!

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-12 07:00 am

'[He] couldn't get down': Person rescues unique cat with Heterochromia that was stuck on his co-work

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

All cats have some things in common, we acknowledge that as cat owners. All cats sleep a lot, all cats love to appear out of nowhere and spook their owners sometimes, and every once in a while, all cats go demon-mode and start running around the house as if they are being chased by ghosts. And still, each and every cat is special and unique in its own way. Some cats just happen to be a little more visually unique than others. 

Just like humans, cats are sometimes born with conditions that make them look a little bit different. We have seen cats born with four ears instead of two - which just means that they have two pairs of ears to ignore you with. We have seen a cat that was born with two noses and is living its life purrfectly happily being able to smell hidden snacks twice as quickly. And of course, we have seen some cats with stunning eye colors - things that you would not even think were pawssible. On that note: everyone, meet Rufio. 

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-12 06:00 pm

Sick kitten walks into the waiting room of a doctor's office, random patient waiting turns out to be

Posted by Elna McHilderson

Sometimes you make a mistake, but it still gets you the correct answer. Like when you do all the work in a math question, but every number along the way is wrong and you're not even doing the right thing, and yet you still got the right answer. Was it luck or are you secretly a genius and just discovered a new way to math? Most likely the luck one, because math is hard… 

 

In the case of this itty bitty kitten, she might have gone to the wrong doctor's office, but she still ended up finding the exact kind of doctor she needed! This sick little baby waltz on into the waiting room of a human hospital clinic. She was meowing her little head off and everybody was ignoring her—except one person. A lady who was waiting patiently for her appointment. This lady, however, wasn't just any 'ole body, she was a veterinarian! She immediately recognized the cries for help and didn't hesitate to come to the rescue. 

 

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-12 10:00 am

21 Comical Cat Memes for Feline Fantaic Fans Fawning Over Their Cats

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Oh, cat pawrents. It was a difficult mission to catch your attention. But we understand, obviously, as cat pawrents ourselves. All we want to see, hear, smell, and give attention to - is our cat. We want to pet our cat all day, we want to hear the cat's soft purrs, we want to cuddle this floofy creature. So, yeah, it was difficult to get you all the way here, and away from your cat for a second. But your cat's asleep, so you can be for a second a general feline fanatic fan and not just of your cat.

It's not like you're leaving your cat - your cat is probably still on your lap, or literally by your side. You can enjoy some cat comedy while you wait for your cat to wake up from their 16-hour nap. It's okay. We got you covered. There are plenty of comical cat memes to fill this feline time with. All you need to do is to scroll down for them.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-12 06:00 am

19-year-old sister and her two older brothers defy their parents and take their cat to an emergency

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Cats are low-maintenance pets, right? That's what everyone says about them, at least. And that's true to an extent. Most of the time, cats just nap adorably and snack and meow and don't do much. And even during their crazier moment, when your cat suddenly decides to cause chaos out of nowhere and for no particular reason, then… well, that doesn't happen all that often. But it's not true that they are easy pets to have. Having a pet - no matter what pet it is - comes with responsibilities. And emergencies happen. 

You have to understand this before adopting a cat. You have to be prepared for the fact that there might be some unexpected expenses sometimes - things beyond food and litter. If that knowledge makes you second guess getting a cat, that's fine, but once you have the cat, there is no place for second guessing. Cats are part of the family, and when they have medical emergencies, you can't just ignore it because it might be an unexpected expense. 

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-12 01:00 am

18 Awwdorable Cat Selfies To Make You Feline All The Joy

Posted by Emma Saven

We're cat-ifying our selfies to ensure that they are 100000x cuter. Our felines are giving us the purrrfect poses and pouts (and they're even including some of their furry friends). This was a genre we never knew we needed—and yet, we now couldn't imagine our lives without it. I mean, this is surely why iPhones were invented, right?

Let us test you right here, right meow. Take five seconds to try to think of something more adorable than a cat taking a selfie. Nope, nothing. That's okay, we expected these results for our little experiment and would never want to leave our readers disappointed.

So, after much consideration (actually, none at all—lol), we have compiled for you, our beautiful little cat lovers, the perfect combination of selfies. From squad goals to tourist snaps, we've got you covered. Now, we thought our selfie game was fairly strong, but after scrolling through 1,485,730,000 cat pictures, we're starting to doubt ourselves. I guess that was our fault because comparing oneself to a kitten in a bow tie is a losing game.

Whatever ([syndicated profile] scalziwhatever_feed) wrote2025-06-12 04:47 am

A New Cover Song: “God Only Knows”

Posted by John Scalzi

Obviously, to commemorate the passing of Brian Wilson, one of the great pop songwriters of this or any other era. This cover is a rather pale imitation of many different versions of this song, not withstanding the Beach Boys’ own version, but it is also a perfect song, able to withstand me essaying it. I produced it to sound like what you might hear if it came on a transistor radio, which I think is fitting for the song and its era. Enjoy.

— JS

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-11 04:00 pm

21 Pictures of Cat Loafs So Purrfect You’ll Wish You Could Butter Them

Posted by Sarah Brown

Have you ever seen a cat loafing around and thought, "That's one purrfect loaf of bread"? When cats tuck their paws under their bodies and morph into a compact, fluffy lump, they resemble the cutest bakery creation ever. These "cat loaves" are a staple in the feline world, a true knead-to-know phenomenon! Some might say they're bready for a nap, while others are just toasting in a sunbeam, rising slowly like a warm sourdough on a lazy Sunday morning.

Each loaf has its own flavor: from tabby rye to calico challah, and of course, the classic white bread kitty. Don't try to slice these loaves, though! They're full of pawsitivity and just a whisker away from pouncing! They might knead some attention, or maybe they're just biscuit-making in their dreams.

No matter how you slice it, cats are the ultimate gluten-free, attitude-packed, nap-optimized bundles of fluff. Next time you see a cat loafing, remember you've just spotted a rare, wild meownana bread in its natural habitat. Pawsitively delicious!

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-11 03:00 pm

'My gf wasn’t too fond of the idea': Woman adopts new kitten, but her new girlfriend's cold reaction

Posted by Sarah Brown

This feline tail started when one hooman adopted a kitten, receiving it free from a friend on Facebook, and finally fulfilled her dream of having a cat after moving into her own place. But her girlfriend isn't exactly purring with excitement. Claiming it's about "financial responsibility," she admits (in her own words) to sounding a bit unhinged about not liking cats. Weeks go by, and the girlfriend still hasn't met the kitten since he needed meds and shots, but things start to really unravel when the pawrent ordered a custom cat calendar. Four copies, to be specific. As any devoted cat parent would.

Instead of laughing along, the girlfriend responds with a cold thumbs up and passive-aggressive texts like, "Take care of your cat and have fun with him." Ouch. Meanwhile, the cat's been a total emotional support floof. Bringing peace, independence, and joy. He's her first pet all to herself, and she's made it clear: the cat stays.

This isn't just about a kitten. It's about being with someone who supports the things that make you feel happy and whole. When a tiny ball of fluff does more for your peace of mind than your partner does, it might be time to paws and reflect.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-11 02:00 pm

23 Feline Funnies to Get You Through the Midweek Slump

Posted by Laurent Shinar

The middle of the week is upon us once more people and that can only mean one thing, we are sick of work, we are sick of our colleagues, and we would all much rather call it quits and go home to our cat children. Alas, we cannot do that for our cat children would send us right back to work to make sure that we earn enough to keep them well stocked with sweet treats and toys.

So, resigned to our hopeless position in life we have to turn to other avenues to perk us up. Thankfully there is always the option to get stuck into a pile of feline funnies and the collection of comedic cats that we have lined up today has been specifically designed to help you get through your midweek slump. So find yourself a quiet corner and get ready to put that slump in the dump because you deserve better than that. 

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-11 12:00 pm

22 Black Cat Memes to Hex Your Boredom and Summon Maximum Giggles

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Black cats are magic. Seriously, how else can you explain this magnificent and meowgical phenomenon that is black cats? They're so elegant, yet so silly. They're so beautiful, yet so hilarious. They're so mysterious, yet such cutie patooties. If not magic, how else can you explain black cats?

 Now, combine that magic with the fact that cat memes are the best memes ever, of any genre and type, and you get the maximum magic memes: black cat memes. It's the purrfect combination of human humor and meowstirious black cats. Somehow, they make for the most magical type of memes out there. More than witches and wizards memes. Let's be honest, we love their cat familiars way more.

So, why not make your day more magical? All you need are some cat memes spiced with the black cat magic. They cute boredom with them cat comedy spell, and help any hooman reach maximum giggles. Also, black cats are just so beautiful. It's hard to keep out eyes off them, even in meme form.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-11 11:00 am

21 Sleepy Cat Memes for Sleepy People Daydreaming of Their Weekend Naps

Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Aww, look at your cat. Your cat is probably sleeping, because this is what they do for 80% of their days. Cats are so sleepy it's low-key making us jealous. Because we're sleepy, alright, but we cannot sleep. We cannot make this dream come true (pun definitely intended). We're humans, we need to stay awake. And you as well, this is why you're reading these very tired lines of text.

But cats? Cats are a whole different story. When they're tired all they need to do is plop on the ground and fall asleep. The fancier cats will search for a fanscy sleeping place first - the clean laundry pile, the fluffy blanket of the bed, or your face - and sleep right there. Because they can. Cats can sleep anywhere. We're honestly jealous of cats.

And what can we do about it? Nothing. Well, not nothing… We can look at these tired cat memes and pretend we're cats going to sleep, dreaming good dreams about being able to sleep whenever and wherever we want.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-11 10:00 am

'This cat was my first cat': 26-year-old woman cancels $40,000 wedding with fiancé after learning th

Posted by Blake Seidel

It should be purrfectly obvious if you're a fan of I Can Has Cheezburger, but just in case it wasn't, we will always choose our cats over everything else. If you can't get along with our cats, then we're just not meant to be together. They were our first loves, they've been with us through thick and thin, and have given us more happiness than most of the hoomans we know combined. So if you even think about messing with our cats, you'll be out on the curb faster than you can say "catnip".

We understand that not everyone likes cats, and that's okay. It's okay to be wrong. But that doesn't mean that we have to live with it. That's why we don't understand why non-cat people willingly enter relationships with cat people. If you're never going to change your opinion about our awwdorable fluffy felines, then why even bother? Well, it usually doesn't end well, like when this hooman cat mom called off her $40k wedding because her fiancé took matters into his own hands when he found out her cat scratched his car. Read through the whole story below!

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Whatever ([syndicated profile] scalziwhatever_feed) wrote2025-06-11 05:03 pm

The Great Closet Purge of 2025

Posted by John Scalzi

Today in Incredibly Mundane Things That Yet Must Be Done, my side of the closet had become untenably crowded with clothes that I currently either can’t or won’t wear, and it was driving Krissy a little batty. So this morning she hauled all my stuff out onto the bed and told me to decide what was going to stay and what was going to go.

For an indecisive hoarder such as myself, this ultimatum filled me with existential horror, and yet I knew she was right: Much of what I have I can’t fit into at the moment (someone decided to eat a few too many snacks and not walk enough steps for, uhhhhh, a while now), and even with what I can currently fit into, I tend to default to basically the same five shirts and three pairs of jeans. So basically 90% my clothes are, essentially, just taking up space. I would never do a triage of all of it without prompting. So here was the prompt.

The “triage” was actually a quadage, as everything got sorted into one of four categories:

1. Clothes that don’t fit and/or I wasn’t wearing it even if it did: On the floor to be donated (as you can see in the picture above, with Charlie the dog for scale). In this category are a lot of shirts that are currently tight across my midsection, multiple Kickstarter t-shirts (sorry, Kickstarter pals, I mostly didn’t get the “t-shirt” tier because I wanted a t-shirt, I just wanted to send you extra cash), old convention/book festival t-shirts and sweatshirts, souvenir shirts, jeans in a waist size I will likely never see again, and shorts I can’t manage to get past my thighs. This is the largest category of stuff.

2. Apparel with sentimental value and only sentimental value: Put into a box for storage. These include gifts I would feel guilty disposing of, commemorative apparel I want to keep but can’t/won’t wear at the moment, or quirky stuff that amuses me, but I don’t necessarily want to be seen in, even if it fits. This is the smallest category, but it’s enough that it will take up a whole box.

3. Apparel I want to wear again but currently don’t fit into: Back into the closet, pushed to the back. This is mostly shirts. I need to lose at least 20 pounds before I unlock some of these again, and losing 30 pounds will unlock them all. Call them “shrink goals.” I’ll start working on that in earnest starting at the beginning of July.

4. Stuff I currently fit into: Back into the closet, obviously, shirts near the front of the closet, pant/shorts in their corresponding cubby holes.

Of the last two categories, what’s left? Honestly, not a whole lot! My regular shirts were basically entirely wiped out (note only two collared shirts there, although I will clarify that actual dress shirts and suits are in a different closet along with other more formal wear; this closet is for everyday wear), and what I have left are primarily t-shirts, most of which I recently purchased when I realized I let my sloth change my clothes size. On a day-to-day basis this isn’t an issue, since as I already mentioned, I tend to just wear the same five shirts anyway. Also it’s summer so I’m not exactly dressing up, and as a science fiction writer I’m not expected to dress myself up fancy-like when I do events, I just have to be, you know, not all covered in stains and crumbs. This current state of affairs will not present either a logistical or sartorial crisis for at least a few months.

Still, it was a little bit of a surprise to me how much of my ostensible wardrobe was functionally inert and just taking up space. It was a lot. And now all of that is off, or soon to be, to local charities who will hopefully pair the clothes with people who actually need and might actually wear the stuff. It’s not all Kickstarter tees, there are some things in there one could wear to work. The clothes being actually worn is a more useful fate than the one they had in my closet. Fly, extraneous clothes! Be free!

— JS

I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-06-11 08:00 am

Neighbor's grandson finds unique kitten with a strange lump on its head thrown in the trash, fosters

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Cats are born a little different sometimes, just like humans are. They can be born with all kinds of conditions. Cats can be born blind, but that doesn't mean that they will cause any less chaos than a regular cat. Cats can be born deaf, but that doesn't mean that it will stop them from screaming their little heads off to get your attention. Cats can be born with strange medical conditions, but that doesn't mean that they are any less of a cat. Our point is that being born a little different doesn't mean that you are any less deserving. And it certainly doesn't mean that you should be thrown out like trash. 

Unfortunately, that is exactly what happened to the kitten in this story. He was born with a little lump on its head - something that made him a little different, and he needed help, he needed to be taken care of. Instead, he was thrown out and left alone. Thankfully, he wasn't alone for too long though, because some kind humans found him in time. 

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